I’ve got six of these bad boys from the recent 2011 Topps retail bust-o-rama. Here’s what I got:
1. Wood panel goodness – 1987 Jim Beattie
2. Mis-cut wood panel goodness – 1987 Ken Dayley
3. Multicolor dream chote – 1990 Steve Jeltz
4. We’re moving the wrong direction in time! – 1992 Andres Galarraga. Can you believe this tub o’ fun once led the league in doubles?
5. Beer me, broberg! – 1974 Pete “Sven” Broberg
6. Former ROY alert – 1973 Earl Williams
OK, so now I have six digs. What the crap is this?

- You’ve just unlocked your personal virtual “Diamond” field.
- Buried in every plot on the field is a prize.
- Pick a spot to “dig up” to see what you’ve won!
You can instantly win vintage packs, a 60th Anniversary set of cards, a 60th Diamond Anniversary Topps Ring or a diamond engagement ring!
And there’s more! Dig for virtual diamond rings. The more you collect, the more stuff you get! Collect, trade and redeem them for awesome prizes like a $10 e-gift card to shoptopps.com and more! (From the Topps Diamond Giveaway website).
Let’s dig.

1. First dig…half way between second and third base. A virtual Minnesota Twins diamond ring. Virtual Kirby Puckett does a little dance. Note: long pause between dig and prize reveal. Those virtual jewelers are slow.
2. Next dig, to the right of the pitching mound. I’ve now waited for five minutes. The e-Zurich guys must be dead like Frankie Four Fingers. Just reset and reclicked the same spot, and, like a crazy person who does the same thing and expects different results, I’ve just boiled a rabbit.
New plan, digging near a spot between first and second base. Hmm, I think I may need to try this digging thing later. It is now 12:45am.
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Tried number 2 again around 1:20…and presto, a Virtual Seattle Mariners Diamond Ring.
Dare we tempt the fates with try number 3?
3. Can you believe it only took a few minutes this time to uncover a Virtual Philadelphia Phillies Diamond Ring?
I’m too tired to do the rest…to be continued.